Ask Madame Fussyfangs
Closing down shop.

Theoretically in a somewhat permanent fashion.

I haven’t gotten any good/a good amount of questions on this blog in weeks, besides the fact that getting into the costume to sit in front of a camera for twenty minutes is just a lot of hassle you guys don’t even.

But worry not, my children. If you crave more of my cosplay exploits, you can follow my other blogs. This is the only one I’m shutting down. Unfortunately there are no others where I’m Kanaya but oh well. In case you don’t know yet, you can follow me:

Here as fem!Dirk

And here as Dave

And as always there’s my personal blog where I post all cosplay things.

I’m not deactivating this blog yet. I’ll leave it up in case anyone still wants to see my old answers for some reason, but just know I won’t be updating and the blog might disappear after a bit.

Alright my lovelies, Madame Fussyfangs loves you all. Thanks for the great run! Muah! <3

I Will Be Attending A Human Gathering Known As A Convention This Weekend

Expect Photographs To Be Posted During The Aftermath Of This Event

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

ask-irl-timaeustestified:

I Have No Idea Who This Human Male Is But That Is Not Very Good Redrom Advice

Ask Kanaya West

With The Last Of My Outstanding Inquiries Addressed

I Wish To Announce A Special Occasion

A Party Of Sorts

For The Next Week You May Submit Queries And I Will Respond In The Form Of Alternian Slam Poetry

Or As Dave Might Say

I Shall Start For You The Illest Of Flames

Therefore I Hope That You Will Send Interesting Questions

That Will Be All For Now

Rap skills.

No

I Believe You Have Me Confused With Someone Less Talented Than Gamzee And Tavros

No Offense To Them

Alternian Slam Poetry Is An Ancient And Revered Art

Naturally One So Versed In Proper Verbiage As I Would Be Capable Of It

I Assure You My Ability Is All My Own

Blood.

Yours

Have you seen any of Karkat’s romcoms?

Yes

I Have Allowed Him To Persuade Me To Watch Such Films With Him Several Times

Personally They Are Not To My Liking

However I Did Enjoy This Movie Which Mister Strider Recommended To Me

There Is Just Something About It

Though I Cant Quite Place My Finger On The Source

How many shoes do you own?

Too Many

And Yet Not Nearly Enough

askirlalphasis:

((Hey guys, what’s up? I just wanted to let you know I am looking for a date to the Homestuck prom. I will go as either fem!Dirk or Kanaya, either is fine with me. So if you want to be my date, let me know!))

((Reblogging here to let you guys know.))

askirlalphasis:

((Hey guys, what’s up? I just wanted to let you know I am looking for a date to the Homestuck prom. I will go as either fem!Dirk or Kanaya, either is fine with me. So if you want to be my date, let me know!))

((Reblogging here to let you guys know.))

((OOC))

askirlalphasis:

((So I have a new ask blog. I mean. What am I doing it’s not like I didn’t already have two that I slack off on really bad. But it’s cool because this one is a joint ask blog. Right? Right.

This time I’m Dave and I have the wonderful ravenouscomplex with me as John. And idk, we may bring more kids or some trolls on as well? We’ll see where it goes. Anyway, the url is askpepsicolainternetbros. Come check my Strider swag it’s like I’m fucking two in one.))

((If you haven’t already, check out my fem!Dirk blog. And also this new one I just made.

P.S. I need more questions.))